Who is this?

Ashlee Simpson seems determined to become so generic-looking that it's impossible to even identify her these days. With her new nose, fake tan, gleaming-white choppers, shrinking frame and typically trendy and unflattering Hollywood starlet outfit, it's hard to know who the hell she is.

Is it the lost Olsen triplet?

Nicole Richie's cousin?

Some girl who hosts a travel show on E!?

Ugh. It's like she's had any shred of a personality surgically removed. Good luck with your career as an indistinguishable clone. I eagerly await your obligatory photo spread in some men's magazine in the near future.

Please don't ever procreate.